Dingle Jokes - 6 Hilarious Dingle Jokes

What's red and dingle dangles from the ceiling?

This was my grandfathers all time favorite joke.

Pop Pop: What's red and dingle dangles from the ceiling?

Me: I don't know...

Pop Pop: A Red dingle dangle of course!

Pop Pop: What's green and dingle dangles from the ceiling?

Me: A green dingle dangle!

Po...

A dell is different than a valley. A deep dell is a dingle. This would make a rabbit in a dell...

A dingle hopper

A naked cowboy wars into a bar.

Bartender says " I say,...I say boy why don't you have any clothes on ?"

Cowboy says "I found the most beautiful girl in the barn laying in the hay with her legs spread.

Bartender says "Wow! but what's that got to do with you being in front of me with your dingle dangling?"

The ...

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The Priests final test

There were 5 Priests-to-be in a room, each were at the final stages of their tests to become full priests. The test involved tying a bell to their penis and having a sexy woman walk by them, if the bell rang they failed.

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The sexy woman entered the room and walked past...

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[NSFW] A homeless man walked into a piano bar

No one was playing the piano so he asked the manager if he could play.
The manager, seeing the ragged dirty old man refused, but he was persistent and begged
“Oh please just one song, I’m REALLY good I promise”
So he allowed him, “Okay one song, but then you must leave”
The homeless ma...

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Two Irishmen on Connor's Pass...

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.

The owne...

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