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Dehydrating Jokes

My job is sectioning and dehydrating organic materials.

It may sound complicated, but it's actually cut and dry.

Alcohol Addiction

My anxiety has been in overdrive since the start of the Pandemic. I feel like I need more and more alcohol everyday.

I am going through at least a liter of the hard stuff everyday.
I start using as soon as I wake up and don't stop until I go to bed each night.

My Dr. says I need t...

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