What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

Dropped some rice in water

so I put it in a bag of cellphones to dry out

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A whale walks into a bar...

The bartender immediately stops the whale as he enters. Holding both hands up, the bartender begins shouting,

"Woah, woah there, whale! What are you doing here?! This is a bar! This is no place for whales!"

The bartender notices this upright whale is wearing a top hat and carrying a S...

I dropped my phone in the bath.

I dropped my phone in the water. I put it in rice to dry out, it works now but i lost all my contacts except for my uncle bens.

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Dishes

Wanting a more adventurous life, Frank decides to buy a Harley Davidson. So he goes to a local Harley dealer to have him informed about the different types.

When he get's to the dealer he immediately spots a beautiful Fat Boy with everything he could ever hoped for, beautiful chrome tailpipes...

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