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Death Rate Jokes

Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA?

The Make-A-Wish foundation.

A chemistry professor posted a bonus question to an exam:

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know ...

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What's sexually transmitted and has a 100% death rate?

Life

New York City just published its annual index of the death rates caused by plunging from balconies

Sadly, they're still falling

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