Aman comes home from work and his wife greats him at the door wearing a sexy French maid outfit.
He smiles as he is looking her up and down. High heels and fishnet stockings. Then he says âThanks for cleaning the house today honey.â
I need a few brief jokes to tell to a group of elderly people. The punchlines need to be easily understood, and they need to be clean and not making fun of anyone with any kind of disability. Have any brief and fairly original jokes?
This one is good, although Iâll probably have to emphasize the âmispronouncing wordsâ part, and instead of blonde, the dummy will be me:
*A blonde is flying in a Boeing for the first time. She starts jumping on her seat shouting "Boeing Boeing Boeing". The pilot, clearly annoyed by this, w...
A thanksgiving joke
Aman and a woman had been married for several years, and every morning, the man would fart extremely loud, like shake the whole house loud. His wife always told him that one day his guts would fall out, and that he should visit a doctor. He shrugged it off and didnât worry at all. So on thanksgivi...
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