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Dance Party Jokes

A sniper rifle and an assault rifle meet eachother at a dance party

They get along quite nicely and go out for a drink. The assault rifle falls in love with the sniper rifle, and decides to ask if the sniper rifle wants to be her boyfriend. However, the sniper rifle declines. Distraught, the assault rifle asks why he said no, to which the sniper rifle replies:
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What do you call a dance party on a minefield?

A bad Idea.

What didn’t the skeleton go to the dance party?

He had no body to dance with

What do you call a owl dance party that only plays folk music?

A hootenanny.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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