Scientists say that talking to dairy cows helps them to produce more milk
>!It's in one ear and out the udder!<
What do you call a ship carrying dairy cows?
A Galleon of Milk
Finally found out why dairy cows lose their balance so easily
They lactose
A farmer notices his dairy cows aren't producing as much milk as they used to.
So the farmer decides to sell them to the butcher in town. The farmer and the butcher exchange plesantries and start to discuss prices for both cows. The butcher notices a strange smell and asks the farmer if he smells it too. The farmer says that on his way over with the cows his back started to ac...
In the year 2045 Elon is tired of importing ice-cream from Earth to the Martian colonies.
The next day he puts a group of dairy cows on a rocket to Mars.
But inter-planetary customs officers make him hold the rocket in orbit while they inspect the cows. Earth leaders don't want to lose the tax revenue from exporting ice-cream and are looking for a reason to reposes his cattle. ...
North Dakota
A dairy farmer from South Dakota had a favorite dairy cow. She was old, and one day she passed away. Saddened, but wanting another cow to give his family milk he sought out another cow in the local paper.
He found a listing from a dairy farmer in North Dakota a few hours away, and made arrang...
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