What's the difference between a priest and a cryogenics researcher?

Only one of them is a chilled mole tester.

The cryogenics company was going out of business so I had to take my parents head's home. We were never close,...

...our relations were thawed

Why did Stephen Hawking get deferred from the cryogenics lab?

Because the doctors knew you shouldn't freeze vegetables.

I'm not sure about cryogenics

But all the cool kids are doing it.

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A man on a date

A guy is sitting at a bar, there's music blasting. Across from him is the most stunning women he's ever seen and she's giving him the eye.
He buys her a drink and comes over.
They seem to be getting on fantastically, and she's so beautiful everyone in the place is jealous.

Suddenly she...

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