Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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Hey, do you want to come back to my place and regulate our body temperatures using external sources?
No hom(e)o(stasis)
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What did the scientist tell his sister when she wouldn't sit still?
Stasis.
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Some say bros before hoes...
While some say bros before hoes, and some say hoes before bros, I believe there should be a balance; a homie-hoe-stasis if you will.
*this isn’t my joke but I was thinking of it today so I thought I’d share*
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What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for? (X /r/ScienceJokes)
Homie O'Stasis.
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Overcoming your fears.. as told by tom hanks ..
Three men found that they could no longer sleep because of their deep-seeded fears. Their lives were in the state of stasis because of their constant worries. So they set out on a pilgrimage to find a wise man who lived high in the mountains, so high up above the tree line, that no vegetation grew, ...
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A woman is desperately looking for a husband, but she happens to stumble upon a stores that sells men.
The woman can't believe her luck, and runs inside. On the first floor, there is a sign that reads:
"Welcome to the Husband Store! There are 9 floors in all, but be warned: once you go past a floor, you're not allowed to go back down. You either make a purchase, or leave empty handed."
...
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