Where should you avoid crunching the numbers for pi?
Over the carpet
A farmer is in court, suing the trucking company whose truck injured him in an accident
He is on the stand, and the company's lawyer is questioning him, trying to disprove the merit of his claim. "Mister Brown," the lawyer says, "did you not tell the responding officer, after the crash, that you were -and I quote- fine?" "Well," says the farmer, "you see, I was driving my mule to...
Two guys are out hunting in the middle of now where...
After climbing a particularly steep hill to get a vantage point, one man collapses. He then starts frothing from the mouth and convulsing.
Managing to get one bar of service on his mobile phone, the other man dials emergency services.
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: I...
Living well
Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked “What’s wrong?”
She stopped her sobbing and asked the well “You can talk?”
“Yes,” said the well. “Long ago,...
The carnival is in town so Bruce invites Garry to spend a romantic warm summer evening with him wandering around the attractions.
Bruce wins a Cupie doll and gives it to Garry. They eat corndogs and cotton candy and both of them are thinking this is the best night of my life. Then they come across the giant ferris wheel and Garry says “lets go on that big wheel it’s my all time favourite ride in the world.” Bruce says “...
The Three-Legged Pig
An insurance salesman decides to make one last cold call on his country route and winds up way in the back country at the end of a dirt road. He drives up to the farm, gets out of the car with his briefcase, and walks up to the door. On his way, he glances at the fenced in area attached to the bar...
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