Cruddy Jokes

So I came up to the waitress by me and said, “excuse me, but my coffee tastes like mud.”

“It should!” She replied. “It’s fresh ground.”

He gets a nice new suit, a haircut, a good shave, and walks into the bar feeling pretty confident. Unfortunately, all the women at the bar are giving him the cold shoulder treatment.

He looks across the bar and sees an old guy who's really fat, balding, wearing some cruddy jeans and white t-... read more