Cow Milk Jokes - 3 Hilarious Cow Milk Jokes

I don't drink cow milk, because I'm not a baby cow.

However I do drink almond milk, because I'm a little nutty!

My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior.

He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A farmer is tired of milking his cows,

So one day, when he sees an advertisement for an automatic cow milker, he immediately orders it.

Two weeks later, when his wife is out buying groceries, the package arrives. The farmer, feeling very horny, opens it up, immediately sticks his dick into it, and turns it on.

The orgasm he...

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