1,200 candy corns will kill you!

Don't worry the world record is three!

What's the difference between an oak tree and a tight shoe?

One makes acorns, the other makes corns ache.

They told me “I’m corny”, I said “of corns not”

I can’t be a comedian, you see.

Two corns in a field were telling each other corny jokes.

They were the laughing stalk of the field

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