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Therapist: How have you been coping with everything lately?

Me: With sarcasm mostly.

Therapist: Has that been working?

Me: Yeah it's been super great.

Coping with multiple personality disorder is easy.

But, I've always been more of a people person.

Jon Arbuckle and Garfield have a serious conversation…

After a particularly satisfying lasagna dinner, Garfield is feeling curious about his life and how he came to be.

“Jon, where did my name come from?”

Jon Arbuckle looks instantly sorrowful and begins to tear up.

“I wondered when you would ask me that, old pal,” he responds, soun...

Glad marijuana is being legalized.

It sure helps coping with the election results.

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A guy goes into a public restroom and sees a man gently weeping in front of a urinal. He asks him what's wrong, and realises the man has no arms.
"Well... I recently lost my arms in an accident and I'm having a hard time coping with it. It's my first day out of the hospital and I can't figure out...

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