Conga Line Jokes - 4 Hilarious Conga Line Jokes

Did you hear about the Brazilian percussionist who was severely injured in a conga line?

He made a maraca-ulous recovery.

It came to me while in the elevator. I’m sorry.

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A Cheerio sat at the bottom of a box of cereal,

but he longed to get to the top of the box. He had heard at the top of the box, there was a huge party, and he wanted to be a part of it.

So one day, he began climbing. He climbed over the other Cheerios, and gradually got his way up the box.

It took a lot of trying and determination, ...

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What’s 30 metres long and has no hair?

A conga line at a cancer clinic

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What's 60 foot long and stinks of piss?

A geriatric conga line

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