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Why did the conformist cross the road?

Because everyone else did.

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Anyone planning on attending their non-conformist church now that COVID restrictions are lifted?

Remember to bring your mask. Always practice safe sects.

...I'll see myself out.

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What you call an Indian family that makes bread the traditional way?

>!Naan conformists.!<

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My Indian girlfriend can't decide if she wants to bake bread the same way as he parents

She'll either end up as a non-conformist or a naan-conformist

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The guys at the Delhi Deli pressured me into having a BLT on Indian bread instead of rye.

Now I like such a naan conformist.

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If no one else is eating Indian flatbread, I won’t either.

I guess you can say I’m a Naan conformist.

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My cousin eats only Indian bread because his friends do.

He's a naan-conformist.

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Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food?

Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!

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I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious

He called himself a Naan-Conformist.

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