Anyone planning on attending their non-conformist church now that COVID restrictions are lifted?

Remember to bring your mask. Always practice safe sects.

...I'll see myself out.

Why did the conformist cross the road?

Because everyone else did.

My Indian girlfriend can't decide if she wants to bake bread the same way as he parents

She'll either end up as a non-conformist or a naan-conformist

If no one else is eating Indian flatbread, I won’t either.

I guess you can say I’m a Naan conformist.

Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food?

Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!

My cousin eats only Indian bread because his friends do.

He's a naan-conformist.

What is the proper term for a lover of East Indian cuisine who doesn’t deviate from the norm?

A naan conformist.

I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious

He called himself a Naan-Conformist.

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