My Indian girlfriend can't decide if she wants to bake bread the same way as he parents

She'll either end up as a non-conformist or a naan-conformist

Why did the conformist cross the road?

Because everyone else did.

If no one else is eating Indian flatbread, I won’t either.

I guess you can say I’m a Naan conformist.

Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food?

Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!

My cousin eats only Indian bread because his friends do.

He's a naan-conformist.

I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious

He called himself a Naan-Conformist.

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