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Conformist Jokes

Why did the conformist cross the road?

Because everyone else did.

Anyone planning on attending their non-conformist church now that COVID restrictions are lifted?

Remember to bring your mask. Always practice safe sects.

...I'll see myself out.

What you call an Indian family that makes bread the traditional way?

>!Naan conformists.!<

My Indian girlfriend can't decide if she wants to bake bread the same way as he parents

She'll either end up as a non-conformist or a naan-conformist

The guys at the Delhi Deli pressured me into having a BLT on Indian bread instead of rye.

Now I like such a naan conformist.

If no one else is eating Indian flatbread, I won’t either.

I guess you can say I’m a Naan conformist.

My cousin eats only Indian bread because his friends do.

He's a naan-conformist.

Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food?

Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!

I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious

He called himself a Naan-Conformist.

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