In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah and said:
“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flash before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending...
Political correctness has gotten so restrictive these days. Now I can't even say, "Black paint."
I have to say, "Please paint that wall, Tyrone."
A lady in a tight skirt is at the front of a line of people trying to get on a bus. She starts to climb the stairs but stops, apparently unable to lift her feet high enough due to the restrictive skirt.
A man behind her attempts to pick her up, and she swats his arms away, saying "ya lo pues"...
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It’s time to redecorate the nunnery and Mother Superior is feeling overwhelmed with supervising all the various contractors. Wanting to save some money, she tasks the 2 newest novitiates with painting the cloister...
The young nuns are inexperienced painters, and they paint slowly and carefully, concerned about getting paint on their habits.
Mother Superior comes to check on them and is dismayed to find by the end of the day they’ve barely painted one wall.
“You’ll need to paint faster ladies, w...