What’s the old saying, “Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and holster and remove all doubt.”???
The Cardiologist's Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. There wasn't a dr...