My girlfriend is going in to get a colonoscopy tomorrow. She wants me to pick up some large Googly-eyes to make her ass look like a face, then she wants to tuck in a post-it note saying “Psssst: we’ve been wanting to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.” Never a dull moment here.
What is the correct toast to someone drinking their colonoscopy prep?
Bottoms up!
If 2020 were a drink, what would it be?
A colonoscopy prep.
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