How do you think the unthinkable?

You think the unthinkable >!with and eyeth-berg!<.

What did one ice berg say to the other ice berg?

Icy you there

I don’t get it. What’s the problem with climate change, ice bergs melting and the sea level rising?

I mean the excess water just flows down the edge of the Earth.

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What did the ship say to the sexy ice-berg?

I'd hit that.

The ice floe felt really bad about sinking the Titanic...

...it was A Nice Berg.

Peter Berg has decided to adapt the Thai boys rescue effort as a movie .

Mark Wahlberg will play one of the divers .

Scarlett Johansson will be one of the Thai boys.

And Kim Kardashian will play the role of the cave .

Mike Bloomberg should quit the race now

Mic drop...

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Time is a circle

H: You don't understand. These guys keep popping out of nowhere, in futuristic garb, yelling in some foreign languages i don't understand except for "Berg this and Stein that", trying to kill me. I have no idea whats going on and I'm constantly afraid. It just doesn't stop. They tried to kill me as ...

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What's the Difference?

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.

"Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?"

"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.

"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the dif...

The sinking of the Titanic was not an accident! Even the iceberg was fake!

It was made by the build a berg group.

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