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What did one ice berg say to the other ice berg?

Icy you there

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What did the ship say to the sexy ice-berg?

I'd hit that.

I don’t get it. What’s the problem with climate change, ice bergs melting and the sea level rising?

I mean the excess water just flows down the edge of the Earth.

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2 guys talking over coffee and one guys says to the other…

Have you ever said one thing but meant to say something completely different?

The other guys says “Yeah! I was at the airport and when the lady asked where I was going, I said Tits-berg instead of Pittsburgh!”

The first guy then said “EXACTLY! Like last night when I was having dinner ...

Mike Bloomberg should quit the race now

Mic drop...

The ice floe felt really bad about sinking the Titanic...

...it was A Nice Berg.

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithe-berg

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Time is a circle

H: You don't understand. These guys keep popping out of nowhere, in futuristic garb, yelling in some foreign languages i don't understand except for "Berg this and Stein that", trying to kill me. I have no idea whats going on and I'm constantly afraid. It just doesn't stop. They tried to kill me as ...

Did you hear Ice Cube converted to Judeaism?

He changed his name to Ice Berg.

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What's the Difference?

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.

"Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?"

"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.

"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the dif...

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