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Berg Jokes

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What did the ship say to the ice-berg?

I'd hit that.

What did one ice berg say to the other ice berg?

Icy you there

I don’t get it. What’s the problem with climate change, ice bergs melting and the sea level rising?

I mean the excess water just flows down the edge of the Earth.

Mike Bloomberg should quit the race now

Mic drop...

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithe-berg

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2 guys talking over coffee and one guys says to the other…

Have you ever said one thing but meant to say something completely different?

The other guys says “Yeah! I was at the airport and when the lady asked where I was going, I said -berg instead of Pittsburgh!”

The first guy then said “EXACTLY! Like last night when I was having dinner ...

How do you think the unthinkable?

You think the unthinkable >!with and eyeth-berg!<.

The ice floe felt really bad about sinking the Titanic...

...it was A Nice Berg.

Did you hear Ice Cube converted to Judeaism?

He changed his name to Ice Berg.
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