One says to the other, " I've never come this way before". The other replies, "That would be the cobbles."
2 nuns cycle down a cobbled street. One let's out a cry and says "I've never come this way before."
The other one says, "you wouldn't normally but there's a diversion around some road works."
Paddy and Mick are driving an I.E.D toward Downing Street...
Mick takes a left onto a cobbled road. The car shudders and shakes violently.
Paddy: "Mick!! Slow down ya crazy man, you're gonna set the bomb off!!!"
Mick: "Oh calm down Paddy, I've got a spare one in the back!"
Quasimodo needs a vacation.
He goes to the Dean of the cathedral and asks for a leave. He’s told taking time off is OK if he will arrange for someone to take his place temporarily. So Quasimodo posts a job on LinkedIn for a bell ringer. Several people respond but the best candidates were a pair of twins. They were quite eag...
You know what's easy to make? Shoe jokes.
Too bad they have no sole. They just seem to cobbled together. I'd like to boot anyone making shoe jokes from my life.
I assume you guys didn't get a kick out of that string of jokes, so I'll just sneak away.
Two women bicycling
Two women in France were bicycling towards town along a cobbled-stoned path. One woman said, "I've never come this way before." The other said "It's the cobblestones"
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