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I’ve been collecting badgers

I’ve nearly got a full sett.
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Which US state is the sneeziest?

Mass-atchoo-setts
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What is the state that has the most colds?

Mass-ACHOO-setts
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A farmers daughter wants to have a sleepover with three of her guy friends(NSFW)

The farmer agrees but when the friends get there he sits them down and tells them "ok I'll let you sleep at my house, but if you sleep with my daughter I will kill you" And he leaves them for the night.

The following morning he wakes up early to tend to his crops and finds them already awake...

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