Pinocchio is in bed with his girlfriend doing what wooden boys do with their girlfriends.
When it is over, he noticed the girl is weeping.
Being a nice wooden boy, he asks what’s wrong.
« Oh, Pinocchio », she sobs, « You’re a wonderful lover, but every time we make love I have s...
What would be a bad gift for an epileptic teenage boy?
Clap on lights
Is syphilis forever?
Or is it kinda like... Clap on, Clap off?
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