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Christmas Music Jokes

Who is the king of christmas music?

Elfis Presently

What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

Wrap music.

I don't want to hear any more classical Christmas music

I seriously can't handel it.

I always carry a stone with me that I use to throw at people who play Christmas music in October.

I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

Did you hear about the heavy metal band that also makes Christmas music?

They're called sleigh-er

This year is going by quickly

Oh wait, that’s just the idiots playing premature Christmas music.

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