Why was Chodes almond shop full of thirsty girls?

Because he had the saltiest nuts in town

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My date said she didn't think a penis the size of mine could please her.

I really chode her.

Elon Musk has just announced the name of his next child

8=D. It's pronounced Chode

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What do you call a short, squat penis on an animal that is a cross between a horse and a moose?

Morse chode

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