How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.
Did you hear about the half-assed programmer?
Apparently he had a missing semi-colon.
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A long-assed golf joke- but a decent, long-assed golf joke...
A man goes to see his priest:
“Father”, the man begins, “I took the Lord’s name in vain today while I was golfing.”
“I see. This is certainly an egregious sin in the eyes of our Lord, but perhaps you could tell me the circumstances around which this happened. As a golfer myself, I un...
Hear about the half-assed hitman?
He assinated people.
Women's underwear is a great example of how you can make something half-assed and it still become very successful
Thought of this in traffic yesterday
What do you call a horse that's always doing things half-assed?
A mule
Mules are mediocre.
They only do a Half-Assed job.
What happened to the guy who fell into burning coals at the bonfire?
He got really EMBER-ASSED.
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