What do you call a one eyed horse?

Cyclippity-clops

My favorite joke of all time.

One day a priest, rabbi, and atheist walk in to a bar and sit down. The bartender comes up to them and asks, "Hey are you guys part of a joke?" To which they respond affirmatively. "Get out," the bartender said, "I don't serve jokes in here," and they did.


The next day a horse clops in ...

A deer is walking by a house...

when it sees a crow fly into a window. The deer clops over, discovering to his horror that another crow has landed on top of his lifeless comrade and is eating him!

The deer cries out, "Help!" A rabbit scurries over. The rabbit asks the deer what's happening.

The deer turns to the rab...

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