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What do you call a one eyed horse?

Cyclippity-clops

The word "cyclops" should be spelt "ciclops".

Just so that it has one "I".

My favorite joke of all time.

One day a priest, rabbi, and atheist walk in to a bar and sit down. The bartender comes up to them and asks, "Hey are you guys part of a joke?" To which they respond affirmatively. "Get out," the bartender said, "I don't serve jokes in here," and they did.


The next day a horse clops in ...

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