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Chinese Buffet Jokes

I was at a Chinese buffet filling up my plate when I noticed something move in one of the food trays.

I disregarded it and continued filling up my plate before heading back to the table.

After I finished I went up again and made sure to keep an eye on that tray and lo and behold something moved again! This time I get a better look and it appeared to be a pair of eyes pop up, see me and quick...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My favorite thing at the Chinese buffet is the chicken balls

But man, those must have been awfully big chickens!

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