What's the different between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas?
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.
Chick Peas can hummus one.
What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
What’s the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?
I’ve never paid to have a lentil on my face.
I like fried chick peas....
But I dont think it agrees with me. Everytime I eat them I Falafel.
When did people finally begin to appreciate chick peas?
Posthummusly
Det. Chick Pea at your service.
What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another chickpea to death.
Hummuscide
Thank you, I'll let myself out...
Did you hear about the chick pea who released a autobiography 3 years after his death?
It was released post-hummus-ly
The armed grenade was under a pile of chick peas, tahini and olive oil.
Captain Smith threw himself on top of it to save his men from the inevitable explosion.
His medal for bravery was awarded post-hummusly
What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?
I falafel.
What's R Kelly's favorite food?
Chick Peas
My crazy friends...
My crazy friends won't eat garbanzo beans without making them into hummus first.
Not me, I'm happy as long as a chick peas in my mouth.
Thought of this whilst snacking.
If one chick pea kills another chick pea... Is that considered Humuscide?
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So I was in the supermarket yesterday...
I arrived at the Deli counter to find some guy stark bollock naked, rubbing chick peas and lemon juice all over himself.
In complete shock and disgust I asked him “what the fuck are you doing?”
“Oh, don’t mind me. I’m a hummus-sexual!”
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