UPJOKE
monsterlos angelestimetullybombshelltime 100afrikaansalcoholismnorth countryyoung adultmegyn kellydark placeslong shottrappedthe italian job

Charlize Theron Jokes

Did you hear Charlize Theron has been cast in the next Ant-Man movie?

It's going to be called "Subatomic Blonde."

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron

And a lot like Patrick Ewing

At night after a long power outage, the lights finally came back on in Charlize Theron's house.

When the lights returned, her housekeeper exclaimed:

Charlize, they're on!

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.