Young Adult Jokes - 14 Hilarious Young Adult Jokes

I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog team up for a cross county adventure…

So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.

The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

A young adult named Bob enters a confessional

Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

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A man slapped my butt on a Christian young adults’ retreat...

Church officials advised me to turn the other cheek.

(True story of mine from a few years back, just making the best of it and laughing about it, please don’t take offense)

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Due to the pandemic casual sex among young adults has been in decline

But ranked competitive sex has risen

We're in Trouble

The population of this country is 327 million.

76 million are retired.

That leaves 251 million to do the work.

There are 48 million people who are permanently disabled.

Which leaves 203 million to do the work

There are 74 million chil...

Charlie Brown, now a young adult, sits with an academic advisor before enrolling in college....

He tells her he wants to be a counselor, but isn't sure what direction to go.

She looks over his scores as says, "I think you'd make a good grief counselor."

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Two boys in Egypt free a crocodile...

In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and into their time as young adults.

One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The t...

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What do you call it when young adults are so obsessed with their phones that they stop having sex?

Appstinence

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A kid is asking his father:

"Dad, can I have a bike please?"
The father look at him and answer: "Well, it depends my son."
"Depends on what?"
"Does your dick touch your ass?" The father asks.
"Hummmmm no?"
"Then you can't have a bike!"

Few years later, the same kid is now a teenager and he start asking hi...

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Yeah, I have a heroine addiction.

\*Pulls out young adult novel with a strong female figure\*

History Professor

A History Professor is welcoming a fresh intake of undergraduates and decides it is worth having a little fun to settle down the nervous young adults.

He looks at the register to see which students are in his class this semester.

“Do we have a Miss Butcher here?” He asks and a hand i...

Stand up acts anyone?

So, I was on a trip staying at a hostel. You know, budget travel.
I was in Australia, a small town, and I wake up needing to use the bathroom. The catch is it was 2:30 in the morning. And I would need to walk through an outdoor area to get there. So I decide to wait.

However, while waiting...

A woman had quintuplets.

Not being a creative type, she named them after her various senses. As the children grew up, they maintained a good relationship; very few other people wouldn't tease them about their names. Naturally, the children excelled in different areas; Touch, for example, was great at History, and Sight was ...

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"I can bite my eye..."

A young man is sitting with his elderly grandfather:

Young man: Grandpa, tell me more about you. We seldom have time to talk.

Grandfather: Well... I can bite my eye...

Young man: Wha? How?

Grandfather proceeds to remove a glass eye and stick it in his mouth to bite it....

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