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Showgirls Jokes

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Have you heard of the magician who sexually harassed his showgirls?

His name was David Cop a Feel

What's the difference between a magician and a row of showgirls?

One has an array of cunning stunts............

A man buys a robot that slaps people when they tell a lie.

He decides to test it on his family at dinner that night.

The man asked his son, "Son, what did you do after school today?"

The son replied, "Oh, I just did some homework" and the robot slapped the son.

The son said, "Okay I actually watched a movie with my friends".

The ...

What's the difference between a daredevil and a set of showgirls?

Well, one of them as a set of cunning stunts..





(this wasn't my joke, just thought it was funny)

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A teenage boy is caught shoplifting

The shop owner knows the boy's family so he just chews him out and calls his Dad who takes him home and grounds him. The boy's grandfather sees him crying and asks what's wrong. Through sobs the boy tells his grandfather what happened.

The grandfather says "You need to grow some balls son. S...

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(Long) A man is walking the strip in Vegas...

...when a fantastic looking hooker catches his eye.
He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How Much?"
The hooker replies, "I start at $500 for a hand job!"
The man says, "$500 for a hand job? Holy crap, no hand job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "You see that ...

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