What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ catholic

Recently decided to start sleepwalking

So far so good, it's been a walk in the dark

A dog sleepwalks into a bar . . .

He tells the bartender “ZZZZ I’m a cat ZZZZ I’m a cat.” The bartender says “Yes sir you are.” The sleepwalking dog leaves and a patron says “Why did you agree with him? That dog’s not a cat!!”
The bartender replies “You gotta let sleeping dogs lie.”

A father gets a phone call from his son's teacher

A father is at work when he gets a call from his son's teacher.
"Hello Mr. Johnson, I was in the middle of a lecture today when your son just got up and left the room without a word. I'm very worried about him, is he alright?"

The father just laughed and said "oh you have nothing to worry ...

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