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Chameleons Jokes

A Man walks into a pet shop and asks the owner "Do you have any chameleons?"

(Looks around) No idea mate.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

[At the chameleon store]

Me: Do you have any chameleons?


Clerk: I have no fucking idea

Three chameleons walk into a bar

The first one looks the others in the eyes and says “I have a confession to make...”

The second one, holding back tears, responds “you’re seeing someone else?”

Why are chameleons good in smoothies

Because they blend in really well

I wonder how many chameleons....

snuck onto the Ark?

Fun Fact: A male chameleons tongue is 1-1.5 times their bodies length and can fire in & out really fast.

Another fun fact: female chameleons are very happy.

A man walked into a pet store

A man walked into a pet store and asked a worker
“do you have any chameleons here?”
The worker responded:
“I don’t know”

[OC] What have repost bots and Boy George got in common?

They're karma chameleons.

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