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Cellos Jokes

Roses are red, Cellos are brown

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ;)

Terminator walks into a police station

He opens the first office and two police officers stand there mouths open. They reach for their pistols, but the Terminator opens his mouth and out shoots the sound of ear piercing violins. The police officers drop their pistols and clench their hands against their ears, but it's too much, their hea...

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