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Celeb Jokes

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A celebate man was about to get married...

He had been "saving himself" for marriage, and had never watched pornography or had any remotely sexual encounters. He was incredibly nervous about being able to perform on his wedding night, and went to his best man to talk about it.

His best man tried to give him a pep talk, but ultimately...

Celebs at the Pearly Gates

Queen Elizabeth II and Dolly Parton are standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter approaches and greets them.

He says "Greetings! It's not often that we have such women of notoriety join us at the same time! However we're swamped today and can only let one of you through, so you're going to...

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I informed all parents that the students will have to remain celebate until they graduate from school

Mr. Dickinson was not happy

All these celeb photos leaks...

I can't believe it's fappening again.

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A young monk arrives at the monastery

He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are
copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone m...

A husband and wife go dancing . . .

A husband takes his wife dancing.

They notice a guy on the dance floor living large, break dancing, moon walking, backflips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago, he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says: "Looks like he's ...

Now that Benedict XVI is out of work...

...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer.

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