Caucasians Jokes - 7 Hilarious Caucasians Jokes

I know we're all supposed to be tolerant of people from other cultures, but is it too much to ask that Asian waiters learn that all Caucasians don't look alike? My waiter just served my food to some other customer!

Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.

Why can’t 2 caucasians make an Asian child?

Because two whites don’t make Wong

What do you call a group of Caucasians rolling down a hill?

A cracker barrel

I just came back from a trip to Thailand and I was quickly surprised by the many Caucasians. I was then reminded that this is not the politically correct name for them.

They would not like to be called Caucasians but Ladyboys instead

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

My girlfriend says there’s no difference between Asians and Caucasians.

She really can’t tell White from Wong.

Anybody know some white people jokes?

I'm an avid racist and like to have plenty of denigrating jokes at the ready for any particular race. Sadly I know very few targeted at Caucasians, and the ones I do know make them look sorta good (rich, stable, part of ruling elite). Anybody know any jokes that poke fun at being white?

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