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Catwoman Jokes

Batman: *buys catwoman a drink*

Catwoman: *slowly knocks it off of the table*

Why did Batman break up with Catwoman?

He didn’t like getting hair balls.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight rises.

Why did Batman turn Catwoman into the police after she gave birth?

Because *littering* is a crime.

Catwoman don't know the capital of Nepal...

but Kathmandu!

What did Catwoman get fined for?

Kitty litter

A friend asked me if I felt especially blessed to have the privilege of cleaning out Catwoman's toilet...

"Halle loo, yeah!"

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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take h...

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