A friend asked me if I felt especially blessed to have the privilege of cleaning out Catwoman's toilet...

"Halle loo, yeah!"

What happens when Batman meets Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises

Why did Batman turn Catwoman into the police after she gave birth?

Because *littering* is a crime.

Catwoman don't know the capital of Nepal...

but Kathmandu!

What did Catwoman get fined for?

Kitty litter

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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take h...

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The Flash & Wonder Woman

The Flash was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, The Flash called Green Lanter...

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