What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Roses are gray

Violets are gray

Tulips are gray

Because I am a dog

There are three girls, one named Tulip, one named Daisy, and one named Brick.

One day, three girls and their mom are walking down the street. One is named Tulip, one is named Daisy, and one is named Brick. Tulip asks, "Mommy, why am I named Tulip?", "Oh, because a bunch of Tulips fell on you when you were born," Her mom said. "Well, why am I named Daisy?", "Because a bunch of...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow

A family of moles

A family of moles awakens from hibernation. The father mole pokes his head out of the hole and says "I smell tulips it must be spring". The mother mole pokes her head out of the hole and says " I smell cherry blossoms it must be spring". The baby mole is trying to squeeze between his parents but get...

I was working on the garden. I asked my wife is she liked my new tulips.

She asked when I got the operation.

Do you want a job planting tulips?

*points at crotch*

THEN PLANT TULIPS RIGHT HERE!!

You can go anywhere and see tulips

But only Chernobyl has threelips

What do Dutch folk need for kissing?

Tulips

Where do bees go to learn about pollinating tulips?

PLANT PARENTHOOD

My wife came home with a big bunch of flowers and says where would you like me to plant them.

I said I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips.

One popular feminine symbol of true romance is roses on a piano.

Most masculine ideas of romance include tulips on an organ.

What flower is on your face?

Your tulips.

I’m a pianist.

My girlfriend asked me if I’d like rose on my piano. I told her that I’d rather have tulips on my organ.

What's more beautiful than a delicate rose placed gracefully upon an elegant grand piano?

Somebody putting tulips on your organ.

How many Dutchmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Usually one, tulips are not planted that deeply in the ground.

What's better than Roses on your Piano?

Tulips on your Organ!

This one is courtesy of my girlfriend, who is a classically trained pianist and organist.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What's better than roses on a piano...

Tulips on an organ.

Let me know if you get it. I'm not gonna lie it took me a couple minutes when a co-worker told me this. Creds: J-mans old man.

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on my organ


My dad told me this joke when I was 5, I finally understood it 19 years later. Hope it doesn't take you that long

Last minute anniversary gift (x-post from r/cleanjokes)

A devoted husband has made it a tradition to buy his beautiful wife beautiful flora for their anniversary. Though his plant of choice is not roses nor tulips, but her favorite: anemone

Alas, there was no anemone in stock this year at the local nursery.

"What else can I buy my wife for ...

What grows under your nose?

Tulips

What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

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