Career Criminal Jokes - 3 Hilarious Career Criminal Jokes

A man is deciding whether to become a novelist or a career criminal

You could say he's weighing the prose and cons

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As a judge…

…I was sentencing criminal defendants when I saw a vaguely familiar face. I reviewed his record and found that the man was a career criminal, except for a five-year period in which there were no convictions.

"Milton," I asked, puzzled, "how is it you were able to stay out of trouble for thos...

A farmer’s career criminal son was supposed to be helping him with the chores but when he looked behind the barn, he was asleep on the hay.

He was out on bale.

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