Card Player Jokes - 2 Hilarious Card Player Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Some gross leper jokes... I warned you...

**What did the leper card player do when he got a crappy deal?**

He threw in his hand.

**Did you hear about the leper cowboy?**

He threw his leg over his horse.

**Did you hear about the leper wanker?**

It came off in his hand.

**What did the leper say to he...

A man walks out of his office during a thundershower...

and, lo and behold, there's an empty taxi right there! He hops in and remarks to the driver how lucky he is to get a taxi in such weather. The cabbie turns to him and says, "You obviously have perfect timing...just like Sheldon."
"Who?"
"Sheldon Schwartz. Now that guy was a guy who did everyth...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.