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Some gross leper jokes... I warned you...

**What did the leper card player do when he got a crappy deal?**

He threw in his hand.

**Did you hear about the leper cowboy?**

He threw his leg over his horse.

**Did you hear about the leper wanker?**

It came off in his hand.

**What did the leper say to he...

A man walks out of his office during a thundershower...

and, lo and behold, there's an empty taxi right there! He hops in and remarks to the driver how lucky he is to get a taxi in such weather. The cabbie turns to him and says, "You obviously have perfect timing...just like Sheldon."
"Who?"
"Sheldon Schwartz. Now that guy was a guy who did everyth...

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