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Camelot Jokes

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One day, King Arthur had to leave Camelot to go for a diplomatic hunt. Worried about his wife's potential infidelity, he asks Merlin to fashion her a chastity belt...

Merlin assures the king that anything that is put through the hole in the chastity belt will be immediately cut off with magic.

Satisfied, King Arthur goes on his hunt. When he returns several days later, he immediately goes to the Knights of the Round Table and asks all of them to drop thei...

The women of King Arthur's court must have been very happy

They Camelot

Where would you park your camel?

The Camelot.

PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment

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King Arthur is preparing to leave Camelot on a lengthy quest, but news has reached his ears that his wife may have taken on a lover.

"But... *who*...?" he asks Merlin.




"Fear not, Arthur - I know how we can protect Guinevere's chastity in your absence and also discover the identity of her lover. Watch this!"




The magician snapped his fingers and, into thin air, appeared a magical, samite chast...

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Camelot is to lose its licence to run the UK national lottery after 28 years as rival Allwyn was chosen by the Gambling Commission

using Lancelot, and set of balls number six.

It's my cake day, thought I'd share my favorite joke I like to tell

King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice.

After explaining his predicament t...

Why did King Arthur have so many children?

Because he Camelot

What do the Knights of the Round Table and Onlyfans have in common?

They Camelot

What happened when Sir Lancelot met Arthur's queen, Guinevere?

He Camelot.

What did King Arthur say when his wife asked if he failed No Nut November?

"Yeah, I Camelot"

If King Arthur were to fight in the Crusades, where would he get desert-loving steeds?

At the Camelot!

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King Arthur's shortest Knight.

Once there was a man who wanted be a Knight of the Round table. He had all the qualifications, but he was under 3 feet tall. He journeyed to Camelot to gain audience with King Arthur.

When he appeared before the court, all the other knights made fun and heckled him mercilessly. He though...

King Arthur must depart to the battlefield.

He requests that the Knights of the Round Table remained within the castle walls in order to protect its citizens should an attack arise. Skeptical of his Queen's loyalty, and the men's self-control, the King asks Merlin to cast a spell on her.

*Should anyone lie with this woman in bed,
th...

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