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Camelot Jokes

The women of King Arthur's court must have been very happy

They Camelot

Where would you park your camel?

The Camelot.

PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment

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Camelot is to lose its licence to run the UK national lottery after 28 years as rival Allwyn was chosen by the Gambling Commission

using Lancelot, and set of balls number six.

It's my cake day, thought I'd share my favorite joke I like to tell

King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice.

After explaining his predicament t...

Why did King Arthur have so many children?

Because he Camelot

What do the Knights of the Round Table and Onlyfans have in common?

They Camelot

What happened when Sir Lancelot met Arthur's queen, Guinevere?

He Camelot.

What did King Arthur say when his wife asked if he failed No Nut November?

"Yeah, I Camelot"

If King Arthur were to fight in the Crusades, where would he get desert-loving steeds?

At the Camelot!

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King Arthur's shortest Knight.

Once there was a man who wanted be a Knight of the Round table. He had all the qualifications, but he was under 3 feet tall. He journeyed to Camelot to gain audience with King Arthur.

When he appeared before the court, all the other knights made fun and heckled him mercilessly. He though...
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