Caesars Jokes - 6 Hilarious Caesars Jokes

Did you hear somebody tried to hack Caesars Palace?

It wasn't in the cards.

They tried their best, but no dice.

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Ladies call me Little Caesars

Because I got hella bread and low quality meat

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What do a hooker and Little Caesars have in common?

They're Hot and Ready.

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How does a Mexican cut a pizza?

With *little* *caesars*

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How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

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Why was Pete at Lil’ Caesars?

Cause Pete’s a pizza.

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