Why was Pete at Lil’ Caesars?

Cause Pete’s a pizza.

How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

What do Mexicans use to cut there pizza?

Little Caesars.

How did Rome get split in two?

With a pair of caesars

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A guy is driving home one day and hears a voice that says "Sell your car, sell your house, take all the money and go to Vegas"

He thinks it's weird, and that he's imagining things.

Same thing happens the next day, and then again, every day for weeks. Finally after about a month he decides to do it. Sells his car, his house, takes all the money and flies to Vegas.

As soon as he gets off the plane, the voice sa...

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