Pope is asked to change the prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily coffee'."
The marketing Director of Nescafe manages to meet with the Pope at the Vatican.
After receiving the papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers: 'Your Eminence, I have some business to discuss. We at Nescafe have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if ...
The leaders of the USA, UK and Germany leaders are on a plane
With their assistants when the pilot gives them a warning about too much weight on the plane and some people would need to jump from the plane to prevent it from fall. The assistants decide to jump to save their countries. First came the German assistant, with a German flag. He screams "FOR GERMANY"...
Irish - Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision
British - Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision
Irish - Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision
British - This is the captain of a British Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.