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Excalibur Jokes

Where does the Excalibur Hotel in Las Vegas fill up its flasks?

Lake Mead

Why couldn't anyone else pull Excalibur from the stone?

They didn't have the Arthurization.

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King Arthur is preparing to leave Camelot on a lengthy quest, but news has reached his ears that his wife may have taken on a lover.

"But... *who*...?" he asks Merlin.




"Fear not, Arthur - I know how we can protect Guinevere's chastity in your absence and also discover the identity of her lover. Watch this!"




The magician snapped his fingers and, into thin air, appeared a magical, samite chast...

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