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Bullhorn Jokes

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A group of premature ejaculators…

…is on the National Mall. The protest starts at 5 pm and by 3, they’ve all arrived. A man with a bullhorn stands up and starts a chant.

“What do we want!?”

“A CURE FOR PREMATURE EJACULATION!”

“When do we wa-“

“NOW!!!”

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway... Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting...

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn,and yelled,"PULL OVER"
"No!"the blond yelled back," its
a scarf.

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Nsfw.The hard of hearing genie.

Three people ran into a genie on their way home.
The genie was holding a sign that read he will grant one wish per person, but the he is hard of hearing so wish carefully.
The first wisher, a young man, yelled his wish.
A twelve inch penis.
What he got was a twelve inch pianist.
The s...

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