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What's the difference between a magician's wand and a nightstick?

One is used for cunning stunts, the other is used for stunning cunts.

How many cops,does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They’ll just get out their nightsticks and beat the room for being black

Two oilfield workers from North Dakota were on a trip to South Texas...

They went to sign on with a new drilling contractor when they were pulled over by a State Trooper.
 

The trooper walked up and tapped on the driver-side window with his nightstick.
 

The roughneck rolled down the window and *WHACK* - the trooper smacked him in t...

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Stop sign regulations.

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expen...

A man is driving home from work in a suburb late at night...

And all the streets are empty. He rolls up to a stop sign at a T intersection and checks to make sure no cars are coming even though obviously no one is on the road in front of him. He rolls almost to a stop and continues. A couple minutes later he hears a siren and curses as he’s pulled over by a ...

A man rolls thru a STOP sign and a cop pulls him over

"I pulled you over because you failed to stop at that stop sign. You only slowed down."


"Slow down... stop... what's the difference?"


The cop pulls the man out of his car and begins beating him with his nightstick.

"Now you tell me whether you want me to stop... or slow...

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A cop sees a kid playing in the sandbox

So he goes and asks him:

"What are you building there?"

Kid: "A policeman."

Cop: "And what are you making out of?"

Kid: "Sand, water and dog shit!"

The cop gets angry and hits him with the nightstick over the head and the boy starts crying.

The next day the ...

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Be careful what you wish for

Two men are speeding through Saskatchewan when an RCMP officer pulls them over. The officer walks up to the drivers window and taps on it with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and SMACK! The officer clubs him on the head! "This is Saskatchewan, boy! when you get pulled over here you ...

A big city lawyer runs a stop sign

in a little Southern nowhere kind of town. He gets pulled over by the local sheriff. The lawyer, being very studied and knowledgeable, believes he can easily outsmart the poor hick. So the sheriff comes to his window and says, "You didn't stop at that stop sign." "It's okay officer, I slowed down," ...

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