A guy visited his friend with a broken foot in the hospital
He asked him what happened and the guy recounts his story.
He said that he was in the pet shop when he saw a parrot he liked. He asked the owner about it and the owner said that the parrot could do karate.
The way this worked was when one said "Parrot karate [object]", the parrot wou...
My wife broke her foot yesterday...
The doctor recommended Rest, Ice, Compression & Elevation.
When I asked my wife how bad the pain was on a scale of 1-10, she replied:
Broken foot: 10/10
Broken foot with RICE: 5/10
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