Best joke my dad ever told me (he wasn't good at telling jokes)
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: To put out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To put out burning ducks.
The conscript receives a summons to the army
He is afraid, so he says to his friend:
\- Knock out all my teeth, then they won't take me into the army!
A friend knocks out his teeth, as he asks.
The next day they meet again.
A friend asks him:
\- How are you?
The conscript replies, lisping terribly: ...
Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.
Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time...
Do you know why ducks have flat feet?
For stamping out forest fires.
Do you know why elephants have flat feet?
You'd think it'd be from jumping out of trees, but it's to stamp out burning ducks.
"May I borrow your foot pump?"
"Why? Have you got flat feet?"
How many legs does an elephant have? Four. Two in the front and two in the back.
Why don't elephants make good dancers? They have two left feet.
What's flat and feathery and half an inch tall? A duck who tried to teach an elephant how to dance.
Why do ducks have w...
War in the forest
A war breaks out in the forest, and all the animals are called in for mobilization draft.
Bear reluctantly sets off to the local barracks. He doesn't really want to go, he is big, slow, a perfect bullet magnet. Suddenly, he comes across the fox and the rabbit, sitting by the camp fire, hap...