I told my girlfriend that brown rice was just white rice with a criminal record...
...she called me a riceist
My brother doesn't like brown rice
He's a rice-ist
What do you call someone who hates brown rice?
Ricist.
Chipotle guy asked, "White rice or Brown rice ?"
I am not ricist, I said.
Do you like white rice? Or brown rice? Or yellow rice?
I love all rice equally. You're just Ricest.
What do you call an Australian who loves white rice, but hates brown rice?
(*in an Australian accent*)
Racist.
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