What do you call someone who hates brown rice just because it’s brown?

A riceist.

Chipotle guy asked, "White rice or Brown rice ?"

I am not ricist, I said.

Do you like white rice? Or brown rice? Or yellow rice?

I love all rice equally. You're just Ricest.

I told my girlfriend that brown rice was just white rice with a criminal record...

...she called me a riceist

What do you call an Australian who loves white rice, but hates brown rice?

(*in an Australian accent*)

Racist.

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