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I told my girlfriend that brown rice was just white rice with a criminal record...

...she called me a riceist

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My brother doesn't like brown rice

He's a rice-ist

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What do you call someone who hates brown rice?

Ricist.

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Chipotle guy asked, "White rice or Brown rice ?"

I am not ricist, I said.

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Do you like white rice? Or brown rice? Or yellow rice?

I love all rice equally. You're just Ricest.

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What do you call an Australian who loves white rice, but hates brown rice?

(*in an Australian accent*)

Racist.

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